→ I hate it when parents compare you to other children, its like:

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Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”

And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”

They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”

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mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air

→ When I see something bad happen to the person I hate.

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